Raj: Hey, you live, your learn.
Mariana: Maybe if I just talk to Amanda.
Raj: Or you don't learn.

Breaking up a marriage is a moral failing. But being fat is not. And it took me a while to understand that and to love myself. Lately, I've been letting my mom and other negative voices get through. So this clapback is really for me. 


Callie: It isn't a violation of the restraining order if she didn't know he was there.
Jamie: It is if she didn't leave.
Malika: How much trouble am I in?
Callie: It's a misdemeanor offense.
Jamie: But you could be sentenced up to a year in jail.

You want to get drunk?


Wilson: There are worse things than being like me.
Tate: Are you kidding me? I'm ashamed to tell people that my father is a judge who lets cops get away with shooting people.
Wilson: Yeah, well back at you. You think that I'm proud to tell people about my son the addict who dropped out of college and wrapped his car around a tree? You wanna talk about being ashamed of someone?!

Lindsay: What's her deal?
Alice: She's my ex. 
Lindsay: Would it be weird if I asked her out?

Look, I don't want my past with Lindsay to interfere with my future with you.


Davia: I don't need you defending me. I thought you got that after my mother was here, but I am a proud fat bitch. So just stay off of my ex's ex's Instagram and go back to whatever emaciated 20-year-old you're hiding in there because I know it isn't Jennifer, OK? She told me that you signed the divorce papers.
Dennis: Is that all?
Davia: Yeah, Dennis. That's all

I will not continue to be harassed. Not by you, and not by her.


I think you just released my inner fat bitch.


Wilson: I have to go home and tell my wife our son is dead.
Callie: Do you want me to drive you?
Wilson: No. Thanks for getting me here. It means a lot.

Mariana: Excuse me, when is Evan available?
Assistant: How about the tenth?
Mariana: Today is the eleventh.
Assistant: Uh huh 

Good Trouble Quotes

I thought the free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly.


Mariana: We're so lit.
Callie: We're pretty lit.
Both: We're straight up fire!