Am I the first uncircumcised guy you've ever been with?

Raj

I'm tired of white juries and white judges protecting these officers who kill us. Who shoot us and beat us to death without fear of consequences. A supreme court who uses racism as it's justification. If they fear us, if they hate us, then it's OK to kill us. I am not the only mother whose child has been stolen by law enforcement.

Sandra

We hear that gay people like rainbows.

Mrs. Kwan

You know I want you, but I don't want to be this drug that numbs you out. Someone that you can get lost in. When and if this is real, let me know, but please don't use me to deal with whatever it is that's bothering you. It's not fair, Callie.

Gael

There's something I want to tell you about. I'm thinking about changing my pronouns to they/them.

Joey

Alex: Hey, Mary Anna, can you spell misogynistic?
Mariana: A-L-E-X.

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I'm not sure I want to know the answer to this. Did you take the files?

Jamie

Jamie: What am I going to do with you?
Callie: Oh, you don't have to do anything with me. Maybe I'm too naive and reckless for you to be bothered with.

Davia: You need someone to talk to.
Dennis: I have someone to talk to, you.

Davia: Can you promise me if you're feeling suicidal again you'll come to me? Anytime. Day and night. Promise?
Dennis: I promise.

Byte Club Member: What if you just raised the salaries of women and people of color to parity the men? Wouldn't that solve the PR problem?
Josh: Um, OK, so here's the thing, we were not aware of the disparity. Angela here, the head of HR, should have brought this problem to us a while ago, and I think that what we should do is hold Angela accountable, so Angela, I'm sorry to do this publicly, but uh--
Mariana: I did it. I hacked into HR, and I posted the salaries online.
Casey: I did it. I hacked into HR, and I posted the salaries online.
All the women and Raj: I did it. I hacked into HR and posted the salaries online.

You shouldn't marry anyone you're not 100% sure is the one.

Alice

Good Trouble Quotes

I thought the free toilet paper would he a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly.

Alice

Mariana: We're so lit.
Callie: We're pretty lit.
Both: We're straight up fire!