Beth: We need to be more present. Put the phone down once in awhile.
Dean: It's not about the phone.
Beth: I heard a thing on NPR that said phones were affecting -
Dean: Maybe it has something to do with the fact that some psycho gangbanger shot his dad. And now his shady ass mom's running around doing god knows what.

Rio: Be a boss bitch.
Beth: How?
Rio: I don't know. Root him out. You on Facebook?

Kenny: I'm sorry I ate the cake.
Beth: It's not your fault.

Playground don't get easier, right? Mine as well learn now.

Rio [to Beth]

Mary Pat: What are you gonna do? I mean, when you find him.
Beth: We're going to make sure he can't ever bully us again.
Mary Pat: You know what? I think you should kill him.

Boomer: Wait, who's going to kill me? You guys or the gang?
Annie: We are!

I feel dirtier than a truck stop ho.


Beth: Am I the only one who doesn't want to do this?
Ruby: No.
Annie: He's a racist.
Beth: He's a person.
Annie: Who rapes.
Ruby: Oh God. I can't have this conversation, I'm going to be sick.

Gregg: But this doesn't change anything about how I feel about us.
Annie: It changes everything.

Stan: You lied to my face!
Ruby: I saved her life. It wasn't God. Or the church. Or any of those thoughts and prayers. It was me.

Beth: You know what this is? A gang initiation.
Ruby: Son of a bitch.
Annie: Blood in, blood out.
Ruby: Son of a bitch.
Annie: It's a thing. Trust me.

Next time, I hold the gun.


Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.