Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

I heard he woke up. I heard he’s going to be OK.

Blaine

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Kurt

You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.

Rachel

Glee Season 5 Quotes

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue

Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.

Santana

Glee Season 5 Music

  Song Artist
I Saw Her Standing There Glee Cast iTunes
A Hard Day's Night Glee Cast iTunes
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away Glee Cast iTunes