Rachel: You really don't want my notes. I won gold medal at the Loser Olympics.
Blaine: You can flame out as much as you want on national TV, but you're still Rachel Berry, and you are a show choir genius.

All I've ever wanted is to come home and have everyone know my name and now they do.

Rachel

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad

Trust is a choice.

Kurt

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

Glee Quotes

Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.

Holly

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck