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Best of luck New Directions, we really can’t wait to see your set...and crush you like a bug.


Do you seriously have no idea who that is? Do none of you read the show choir blogs?


You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.


I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.


She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.


God as my witness, I will break her down.


The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.


The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.


I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.


You are kind of magic.


I hate you both.

Sue Sylvester

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Will: I hate to say it but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of 'don't belongs'.
Unique: I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
Will: No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.

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