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Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.


We can go to the hockey team! We can do Glee on Ice!

Holly Holiday

I have before me a buttload of angry letters from members of the animal husbandry club, their parents, Dayton local politicians, the National Autism Association as well as One Million Moms. Although in actuality there aren’t a million of them. There’s really only 100,000 but each and every one of them is an uptight bitch.


A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.


Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.


(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.


We were all raised by different parents, but we grew up together in the Glee club.


I’m torn. One is black and one is Jewish.


(to April) You did the worst thing you possibly could have done. You gave me hope.

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