Rachel: You really don't want my notes. I won gold medal at the Loser Olympics.
Blaine: You can flame out as much as you want on national TV, but you're still Rachel Berry, and you are a show choir genius.

All I've ever wanted is to come home and have everyone know my name and now they do.

Rachel

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad

Trust is a choice.

Kurt

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

Glee Quotes

[to Quinn] Hey, I know it's not my place, but have you had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I only ask because my cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant and then they found that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.

Rachel

Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Kurt