Rachel: You really don't want my notes. I won gold medal at the Loser Olympics.
Blaine: You can flame out as much as you want on national TV, but you're still Rachel Berry, and you are a show choir genius.

All I've ever wanted is to come home and have everyone know my name and now they do.

Rachel

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad

Trust is a choice.

Kurt

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

Glee Quotes

Rachel: I'm just scared. I haven't been this scared in my whole life. You know, when I was in high school and I had all these big Broadway dreams, I just got used to everyone laughing at me and I figured one day I would make it and I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore. And then I did and it all fell apart and I realized that there is a whole different kind of lauging that is way worse. So...I can't. I can't fail again.
Mercedes: Rachel, we're all going to fail again and again...the hardest part is just getting up, shaking it off, and getting on with it. Let me tell you this, when you sing? Nobody's laughing.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana