For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

I heard he woke up. I heard he’s going to be OK.

Blaine

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Kurt

You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.

Rachel

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Sam

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

Rachel

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Rachel

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn