Glee

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Glee
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How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Sam

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

Rachel

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Rachel

Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.

Rachel

Just like Pippin, I’m going to find my very own corner of the sky.

Blaine

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Kurt

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

Kurt

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Sam

Did somebody die in here?

Sam

Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.

Sam
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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

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