Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?

Blaine

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.