Some people just don’t know how to screw things.


Did somebody die in here?


Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.


That sweater’s legit.


Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.


I’d rather do hard with you and easy with anyone else.


Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.


We can go to the hockey team! We can do Glee on Ice!

Holly Holiday

I have before me a buttload of angry letters from members of the animal husbandry club, their parents, Dayton local politicians, the National Autism Association as well as One Million Moms. Although in actuality there aren’t a million of them. There’s really only 100,000 but each and every one of them is an uptight bitch.


A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.


Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.


(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.


Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.