You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.

Rachel

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

Santana

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana

The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Tina

I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.

Rachel

You are kind of magic.

Kurt

I hate you both.

Sue Sylvester

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Santana

Do you know how insane you sound?

Kurt

It’s just...it’s really hard being a star.

Rachel

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn