I heard he woke up. I heard he’s going to be OK.

Blaine

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Kurt

You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.

Rachel

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Sam

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

Rachel

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Rachel

Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.

Rachel

Just like Pippin, I’m going to find my very own corner of the sky.

Blaine

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Kurt

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]