[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.Sue
More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge.Sue
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Looks like somebody's manstrating.Kitty
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Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.
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Oh, no. No, no, no. Don't you dare. Over my dead body will you inexplicably shoehorn in another Billy Joel song just to punctuate one of your weekly lessons that inevitably veers off into a saccharine barrage of angst and affirmation.Sue
Sam: I like me just the way I am and I'm not going to change for anyone.
Sue: Well that is just the screw you spirit employers love.
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Becky: I don't want to hurt your feelings, Coach.
Sue: Oh, I don't have feelings, Becky.
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Blaine: What if I don't get in? You didn't.
Kurt: You will. And if you don't it won't matter. You're a performer. You're going to find the spotlight. And you can't shy away from your greatness just because you're afraid you're not great enough. You have a gift. It wouldn't be right to let you hide that away.
Blaine: Thanks for knowing me. I love you.
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My passion for medicine has always been my secret shame. My first guy crush was George Clooney, aka Dr. Ross.Blaine
If you cheated on me again, I will not accept sex addiction as an excuse.Kurt
I know you love Becky like a daughter, and you want to protect her, and I get it because of everything you've been through, but you have to let her go.Artie
Ever since Finn died, I've been going about my business, but I've also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.Kurt
[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.Brittany
Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.