Rachel: Okay, you know what, Kurt? You've become boring. You go to class, and then you come home, and you eat all this food and watch your stories, and you Skype with Blaine, and it's not even sexy Skyping. I know this because you just go to sleep. Same thing every day.
Kurt: I change up my afternoon smoothie occasionally.
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I've kind of been going through hell the past month and I just needed something to snap out of it.Rachel
Oh, please let it be another Journey song! There's got to be another one left!Sue
I love Katy Perry! I'm such a Katy! Oh, it just feels so good to say that out loud!Sam
Seriously. I look like a gay Thundercat.Jake
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I know he loves you and you love him, but that was pre-Bree. she is poison. That girl is whack like crack, a penis fly trap. Marley, she will chew him up. Hashtag preach.Unique
Rachel: As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don't try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.
Kurt: It's so hard sometimes.
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[to Rachel] Look, I've been doing this weirdo, quirky, fabulous, outrageous sidekick best friend thing for a while now and it hasn't gotten me very far.Kurt
Artie: Are those strobe lights?
Sam: Believe it.
Artie: Because some kids might be epileptic.
Sam: Is it a seizure or is it just hardcore next-level breakdancing?
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