Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

This place smells like barf!

Sue

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

Glee Quotes

Rachel: I'm just scared. I haven't been this scared in my whole life. You know, when I was in high school and I had all these big Broadway dreams, I just got used to everyone laughing at me and I figured one day I would make it and I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore. And then I did and it all fell apart and I realized that there is a whole different kind of lauging that is way worse. So...I can't. I can't fail again.
Mercedes: Rachel, we're all going to fail again and again...the hardest part is just getting up, shaking it off, and getting on with it. Let me tell you this, when you sing? Nobody's laughing.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana