Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

This place smells like barf!

Sue

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel