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Glee

The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Tina

I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.

Rachel

You are kind of magic.

Kurt

I hate you both.

Sue Sylvester

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Santana

Do you know how insane you sound?

Kurt

It’s just...it’s really hard being a star.

Rachel

It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.

Artie
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