That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

I dunno, maybe I should just stay home with you and watch Scandal.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Glee Quotes

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina