That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

I dunno, maybe I should just stay home with you and watch Scandal.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Glee Quotes

Rachel: I'm just scared. I haven't been this scared in my whole life. You know, when I was in high school and I had all these big Broadway dreams, I just got used to everyone laughing at me and I figured one day I would make it and I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore. And then I did and it all fell apart and I realized that there is a whole different kind of lauging that is way worse. So...I can't. I can't fail again.
Mercedes: Rachel, we're all going to fail again and again...the hardest part is just getting up, shaking it off, and getting on with it. Let me tell you this, when you sing? Nobody's laughing.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana