That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

I dunno, maybe I should just stay home with you and watch Scandal.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.