That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

I dunno, maybe I should just stay home with you and watch Scandal.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel