I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Sam

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

Rachel

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Rachel

Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.

Rachel

Just like Pippin, I’m going to find my very own corner of the sky.

Blaine

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Kurt

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

Kurt

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Sam

Did somebody die in here?

Sam

Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.

Sam

That sweater’s legit.

Puck

Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.

Will

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn