Glee

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Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.

Rachel

We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

Kurt

I'm full of ennui.

Kurt

You sing like a girl. In a good way.

Kurt's dad

Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.

You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

Artie [to Rachel]

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

Finn

Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.

Mercedes

It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.

Rachel [on Defying Gravity]

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt
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Glee Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.

Rachel [on Defying Gravity]

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt