Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks of the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes, because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism! Also angels.

Rachel

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

Sue

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.

Rachel

Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.

Emma [to Terri]

It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond.

Ken

I know our relationship isn't perfect... you cried that one time my elbow rubbed your breast.

Ken

I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!

Rachel

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.

Finn

Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.

Will

Glee Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks of the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes, because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism! Also angels.

Rachel

We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.

Finn [to Lea]