Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

Santana

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• Added: February 07, 2012

I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

Sue

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Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

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The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.

Finn

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• Added: February 07, 2012

I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

Sue [to Emma]

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Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.

Kurt

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The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

Sue

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Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

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I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Dave Martinez

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• Added: February 07, 2012

To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.

Will

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• Added: February 07, 2012