Glee Season 1 Episode 5: "The Rhodes Not Taken" Quotes
I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.Rachel
When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.Sue
Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.Rachel
Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying.
There was a time I was the biggest star around here. And now that I've gotten that back, I'm never letting it go.April
I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.Emma
Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.
Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.
We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.Will [to April]
Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast.
I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.Sandy
Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!