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I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.


Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.


How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.


This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.


I want my senior year to be magic. And that's only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.


Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.

I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That's why I took that pro-deportation stance.


What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again.


I am running at 6 percent, well behind Undecided, That rapist running from prison and I don't care, Please don't call me during dinner.

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