Glee

Glee "The New Rachel" Quotes

Will: I knew your brother, Jake. Puckerman.
Jake: Half brother. Our dad's like an NBA player. There could be 50 other Puckerman's running around Ohio.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sam: [to Marley] The best thing about Glee club is it's not about labels. If you can sing and you can dance, you belong. And dude, you can sing.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You truly are the world's greatest dad.
Burt: I know. It's written on the coffee mug you got me for Father's Day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Burt: [to Kurt] New York is filled with people like you. People who aren't afraid to be different. You're going to feel at home there. And if you're not scared, it just means you're not sticking out your neck far enough.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Burt: The only difference between this place and New York?
Kurt: Decent bagels?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Burt: Scared?
Kurt: Terrified.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Burt: All great artists need a little struggle in their lives. Didn't you tell me that Julia Roberts sold shoes in New York before she made it? Good enough for Pretty Woman, good enough for Kurt Hummel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cassie: What's the problem people? You've been here a week! You should be dancing at like Black Swan levels of psychosis right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I kind of feel like I'm just gonna throw up all the time.
Brody: It's just because you're becoming a different person. That's why you came to New York. To be that new and improved girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brittany: I had a song in my heart, Blaine Warbler, and you killed it. Now I have a dead song in my heart and pretty soon the corpse of my dead heart song is going to start to smell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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