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Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!

Santana: Uhh, Mr. Schue I have another verse of "Trouty Mouth"
Sam: *holds up notebook with the words: "Hell No"*

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs.

Sue [to Brittany and Santana]

Kurt: I just really wanted to win.
Blaine: You did win. So did I. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?

I Twittered that Obama was a terrorist... I had to, it's a fact.

Regionals Judge

I didn't sleep with that drummer. The drummer I slept with was from Jimmy Eat World.

Sue

If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right.

Quinn

Rachel: He chose me over you.
Quinn: And how long did that last for?
Rachel: Why are you being so mean?

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

You blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.

Santana
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Glee Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

How damaged does a guy have to be to be into some as annoying as Rachel?

Quinn

Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.

Kurt
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