I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.


You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.


We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.


Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?


You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.


Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.


I feel like Lady GaGa.


Rachel: I'm nervous.
Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.


This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.


I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.

Rachel [to Finn]

Glee Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.


Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.