Glee Season 1 Episode 14: "Hell-O" Quotes
I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.Sue
You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.Sue
We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.Rachel
Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?Brittany
You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.Cheerleader
Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.Sue
I feel like Lady GaGa.Kurt
Rachel: I'm nervous.
Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.
I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.Jesse
This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.Will
I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.Rachel [to Finn]