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Glee

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.

Shelby

Are you gay? Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.

Ms. Corcoran

It's like watching beige paint drop... I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

Ms. Corcoran

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Sue

We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.

Rachel

Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Brittany

You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.

Cheerleader
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