Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 10: "Ballad" Quotes
You should know that there's some boy out there who's gonna like you for everything you are, including those parts of you that even you don't like... Those are gonna be the things he likes the most.
Will
We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.
Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]
I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.
Finn
I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.
Rachel
Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.
Kurt
I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.
Kurt
How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
Kurt
Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.
Emma
Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you're helping me become.
Rachel
When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.
Rachel
