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Glee

I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.

Puck

Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

Artie

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.

Jesse

That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.

Jesse

As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.

Sue

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

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