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I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.

Sue

Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.

Rachel

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Artie

I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

Brittany

In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.

Rachel

What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Sue

I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.

Puck

Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

Artie

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.

Jesse

That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.

Jesse
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Glee Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.

Sue

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.