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Glee

You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut. Everyone should know that.

Emma

Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?

I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.

Sue

I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.

Sue

Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.

Rachel

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Artie

I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

Brittany

In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.

Rachel

What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Sue
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