Glee

Glee "Audition" Quotes

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach Beiste: I'm the captain of the U.S.S. Kick Ass - not the U.S.S. Back Talk.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school's a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers...
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany: People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jacob (to Will): Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue: Boobs McGee, you're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will keep everyone safe from injury.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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