Glee Season 2 Episode 1: "Audition" Quotes
Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
I'm the captain of the U.S.S. Kick Ass - not the U.S.S. Back Talk.Coach Beiste
Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school's a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers...Sue
People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.Brittany
Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?Jacob (to Will)
The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.Sue
Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.Brittany
Boobs McGee, you're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will keep everyone safe from injury.Sue
A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.Sue
I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.Sue
Everyone told me that Sue was the school bully and you were really nice. Guess they got that half right.Beiste