Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 1: "Audition" Quotes
Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
I'm the captain of the U.S.S. Kick Ass - not the U.S.S. Back Talk.
Coach Beiste
Oh God, Will, let me break it down for you. High school's a dry run for the rest of your life. Not everyone can be champions; not everyone should be champions. The world needs fry cooks; bus drivers...
Sue
People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.
Brittany
Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?
Jacob (to Will)
The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
Sue
Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.
Brittany
Boobs McGee, you're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will keep everyone safe from injury.
Sue
A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
Sue
I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.
Sue
Everyone told me that Sue was the school bully and you were really nice. Guess they got that half right.
Beiste
