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This is one of the hardest decisions of my life. And that includes when i had to sell one of my prize donkeys to pay my gas bill.

Beiste

I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.

Emma

Enjoy your enormous bowl of disgusting creamy pasta.

Shelby

He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.

Artie

When I see you dance, it's why I fell in love with you.

Tina [to Mike]

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

Mercedes

Mike: I got an A minus, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?

You think Wonder Woman hugs the cheetah before the Amazonian smackdown?

Marcus

Ballet improves your coordination, it improves your IQ and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars.

Beiste

Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Emma

It's not about doing your best anymore. It's about doing better.

Will

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes
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Glee Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

It's not about doing your best anymore. It's about doing better.

Will

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes
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