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Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.

This year, Glee club's going full Santa.


We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.


Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

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