Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 10: "Forgiveness and Stuff" Quotes
Luke: Your mother called me an idiot.
Lorelai: Wow, you must have sucked up good.
Rory: What about the apple tarts? You wait all year for those apple tarts!
Lorelai: I can live without the apple tarts.
Rory: You've made up songs after eating five of them with lyrics that contradict that last statement.
Emily: (patting Rory) This little girl likes you.
Richard: Well, she has good taste.
Emily: So what is exactly going on between the two of you?
Luke: Nothing. Really. We're friends, that's it.
Emily: You're idiots-the both of you.
Rory: I think you're acting a little immature.
Lorelai: I'm not acting!
Dean: We were reading a book and then we fell asleep.
Lorelai: Pick a more interesting book next time.
Lorelai: Geez! Are you okay?
Luke: Yeah, I'm just not real big on hospitals. You know, the smell, people being wheeled by, tubes sticking out of 'em, you know drainage, fluids, gaping holes...
Lorelai: Okay, listen why don't you go home?
Luke: You want me to go?
Lorelai: You don't look so good.
Luke: Thanks.
Lorelai: That's not what I meant, you know you always look good.
Luke: Yeah?
Lorelai: I meant you always look healthy...
Luke: Okay.
Lorelai: But you don't look so healthy now. Now you look...
Luke: Unhealthy.
Lorelai: Yes.
Luke: Okay...
Lorelai: Oh what? So I said you look good. We're not in 5th grade! 'You look good', big deal...stop staring at me.
(patient passes by)
Luke: Oh geez.
Lorelai: See, that's what you get for being cocky.
Luke: Thanks for the hat.
Lorelai: You're welcome. It looks good on you.
Luke: Good how?
Lorelai: Just watch the procession.
Rory: Where's Mom?
Luke: Looking for coffee.
Rory: What are you doing?
Luke: Staring at my shoes.
Rory: Okay, carry on.
We're not here right now, speak if you must.
Lorelai's answering machine
(to Luke after he made her a Santa-Burger) No one has ever made me something quite this disgusting before. I thank you.
Lorelai
Lorelai: Rory, there are only two things that I trust in this entire world. The fact that I will never be able to understand what Charo is saying no matter how long she lives in this country, and you.
Rory: Hopefully not in that order.
