Nothing in the universe can fracture Diamondium! Not even God 1 and God 2 put together!

Professor Farnsworth

Jumpin' Joe and Golly Jeeper I got one gigantic peeper.

Leela

Watch it ya stumble bums, you're booping my Betty.

Amy

I've got an ace up my hole!

Fry

Good news multiplayers!

Professor

Bite my 8-bit metal ass.

Bender

Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare.
Fry: Leela! Shhh! I'm trying to listen to a Physics lecture.

Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.

Bender

Mighty merchandise robot!

Bender
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