Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes. But nowadays...shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from healthy adults that I killed for their stem cells.

Fry: I need cheering up Bender. I don't know, you want to go out and party tonight?
Bender: I hate partying. If only I didn't have so much crunk in my ba-dun-ka-dunk!

(Bender dancing in Studio 123)
Bender: Do the Bender! Do the Bender!
Randy: No thank you!
Bender: I SAID DO IT!

(The Professor is poking a comatose Leela with his poking stick)
Fry: Poke harder damnit!
Farnsworth: I'm poking as hard as I can!

On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama were never cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One...two...(snaps fingers)

Bender

Leela: There's no room for two captains' butts in this chair!
Robot Leela: There would be if you'd have taken a spin class instead of lounging around in a coma!

Leela: Something's wrong. It's too quiet.
Fry: Like the deadly Prius.

Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966.

Amy

I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish.

Bender
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