Hookerbot: Honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!

Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's a lot like pimping, only you don't have to use the phrase, 'Upside your head.'
Leela: Bender, who would go to you for date advice?
Bender: Don't make me go upside your head!

Fry: You're using an awful lot of makeup there.
Amy: This is deodorant.
Fry: What does it do?

Valentine's Days coming? Oh, crap. I forgot to get a girlfriend again.


Victor: The seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard is made form the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards
Amy: That's an awful lot of eagle.
Victor: Yes, and yet (sighs)
Amy: What's wrong?
Victor: It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.

When ever I get lonely, I can look over my shoulder at this disfiguring scar and think of you.

Amy (talking to Fry)

This AC is incredible, I better turn on the heater too. This heater is incredible, I better turn up the AC.


Lincoln: Four score and 1145 years ago our forefathers' foreheads conceived a new nation.
Washington: And this Presidents' Day we honoureth those values that my body fought and died for.
Malfunctioning Eddie: Values like this brand new Plymouth V'Ger! Hi, I'm Malfunctioning Eddie and I'm malfunctioning so badly I'm practically giving these cars away!

Bender: Mind if I tag along? I gotta bring my ass in for servicing. The recall notice says it could burst into flames in a low-speed collision.
Fry: No wonder you've been staying at the back of conga lines lately.

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