And so began the fight career of two skimpy outfits and the feisty women who filled them. And though sometimes they got beaten, other times they got beaten badly. But just when it looked like they'd never win, they didn't.


Yay, they can move their arms! Congratulations to our gutsy, non-paralyzed challengers!

Abner Doubledeal

Leela: Amy, remember when we tried out for the Rockettes?
Amy: And we failed because we accidentally kicked those two Rockettes to death? Yeah, why do you bring that up? Oh!

This is hard! Now I know why butterflies are always so grouchy!


It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.


Amy: I love your boots, Leela! Nobody would ever guess they're knockoffs!
Leela: How could you tell?
Amy: I guessed!

Now let's tell these vicious lies and get back to our sacred vows!


I will shove you in a filthy nursing home so fast, you won't know what hit you! Probably a filthy nurse!


Kif, I'm bored. What's say you go out on the wing and pretend you're a gremlin?


Why can't you just let me be happy? After all these years, I'm going places I've never been - and having sex there!


Leela: It's time to get on with your life.
Morris: But she was my life:
Bender: Awww.
Fry: [silence]
Leela: [silence]
Bender: What?

You know, without your mother, the sewer is a dank and dismal place.


Futurama Quotes

Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. (hangs up) Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.
Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?

Fry: Bender, what is it?
Bender: Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two.
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.