Leela: I ate Fry! I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!
Professor Farnsworth: Oh now, now, we've all been there.

Fry: And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!
Bender: Fry, some of us have real problems! I just learned there are people with fancier sausage meats than me!

Man, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble Barfapalooza!

Fry

It's July, right? Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest!

Professor Farnsworth

Oh, I can't do this, Hermes. Your wife's moving pleas have made me realize you might have litigious survivors.

Professor Farnsworth

Hermes: Oh no, no more implants. I don't want to end up a cold, emotionless machine like you.
Bender: Oh, that's sweet, Hermes.

Zoidberg: Welcome back old friend, I missed you terribly!
Hermes: You do everything terribly! And I'm not your friend!
Zoidberg: Hahahaha! Good old Hermes! When he stops insulting, that's when I worry!

I'm kind of a harpoon snob, and let me say, that thing is gorgeous.

Amy

LaBarbara: Is that a harpoon in your chest?!
Hermes: Yes! And I'm happy to see you!

Displaying quotes 55 - 63 of 1813 in total