Hedonism Bot: Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
Bender: Uh, what do I have to do?
Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you. Simply vomit on me oh so gently while I humiliate a pheasant.

Bender: What is that, drugs?
Paco: Nah, but it's a lot like drugs.

Robot: Ooh, I like your nerd classes. Are you a college student?
Bender: A college student? Hahahaha!
Robot: Because if you are, I'd like to invite you to a hot sorority party tonight.
Bender: Yes, I'd like to enroll in college.
Robot: You're still talking to me.
Bender: Oops.

Fry: Kill all modern humans!
Bender: Hey, this guy's alright!

Ah, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage!

Zapp Brannigan

3rd place? This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed!


So my sadness makes perfect sense. And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me.


Anyone dumb enough get stuck in ice probably neanderthal.

Neanderthal Woman

But what about my feelings? Fry was my best friend! And now he's dead! [starts crying] Just kidding, my pastor helped me past my grief.

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