Fry: Kill all modern humans!
Bender: Hey, this guy's alright!
Ah, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage!Zapp Brannigan
3rd place? This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed!Bender
So my sadness makes perfect sense. And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me.Fry
Anyone dumb enough get stuck in ice probably neanderthal.Neanderthal Woman
But what about my feelings? Fry was my best friend! And now he's dead! [starts crying] Just kidding, my pastor helped me past my grief.Bender
Leela: I ate Fry! I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!
Professor Farnsworth: Oh now, now, we've all been there.
Fry: And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!
Bender: Fry, some of us have real problems! I just learned there are people with fancier sausage meats than me!
Man, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble Barfapalooza!Fry
It's July, right? Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest!Professor Farnsworth
Oh, I can't do this, Hermes. Your wife's moving pleas have made me realize you might have litigious survivors.Professor Farnsworth
Hermes: Oh no, no more implants. I don't want to end up a cold, emotionless machine like you.
Bender: Oh, that's sweet, Hermes.