Amy: Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in!
Zoidberg: And boy does it wick away moisture! Gallons and gallons of it!

Bender: Yo, Squidward Scissorhands. You got this in an adult robot medium?
Tailor: The fox-hunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Bender: Well, I am descended from Prince Albert's can.

Shoot him, Blind Joe. And let this be a lesson to any other albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.

Donbot

Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

Amy

God didn't get to be God by giving away money!

Professor Farnsworth

Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!

Zoidberg

Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Bender: Pathetic!

Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!

Zoidberg
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