Ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash!

Zoidberg

Amy: They never made wise use of the land. When my ancestor Reginald Wong landed here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Bender: Pathetic!

Uh, God, it's Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but [large bag of money lands in front of him] - alright, alright, I'll shut up!

Zoidberg

Zoidberg: Ah yes, better. A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!

Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.

Look out, penny slots, I've got a system! It's to put all my money in you! Hahahahaha!

Zoidberg

Fry: He always has time for me: whether it's sending me off on a delivery or pulling me aside and telling me I'm doing a bad job.

Bender: Ooo, hefty. You could really bash in a skull with this thing.
Scruffy: I know, right?

Let's hover-roll.

Fry

My God, it's full of geezers.

Bender

It's not just safe it's 40% safe!

Bender

Zoidberg: I'm Dr. Zoidberg I'm very important.
Leela: Hey Zoidberg you forgot to empty this trash can!

Futurama Quotes

Fry: Leela, wanna join the mile-deep club?
Leela: Sure, why not?

Fry: Bender, what is it?
Bender: Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two.
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.