Nice job Francis, I like how you didn't get drunk and steal anyone's organs like our old robot.

Leela

Bender: So I have to hide forever?
Detective: No, just until the robot mafia finds and kills you. They're pretty good at that.

Bender: I'm not on trial here.
Judge 724: That's true you're on trial in Courtroom 3.

Judge 723: Organized crime is a plague on our society and I will not tolerate any form of intimidation during-
[Judge 723 is killed]
Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge 724!

Bender: Hey Sexy, I'm Bender. What brings you to this tacky soiree?
Bride: I'm the bride!

Professor: Who likes good news?
[Everyone raises their hands.]
Professor: Everyone? Then good news everyone! Our next delivery isn't to some dangerous outer space planet it's to Earth.
Fry: Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair their once.

No refunds.

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Futurama Season 8 Episode 5 Quotes

Professor: Who likes good news?
[Everyone raises their hands.]
Professor: Everyone? Then good news everyone! Our next delivery isn't to some dangerous outer space planet it's to Earth.
Fry: Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair their once.

No refunds.

Title Card