Friends Season 1 Quotes
You're right! I mean- you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and- and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, whichRachel
had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Joey: It's like I'm able to appreciate it on another level!
Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.
Rachel! I love you! Deal with me first!Chandler
Joey: (About participating in a fertility study) Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Phoebe: Wow, you're gonna be making money hand over fist.
Phoebe: (About Ross bringing luggage) How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Ross: I'm going to China.
Phoebe: Jeez, you say one thing, and...
Monica: You're going to China?
Ross: (Not wanting to get into it) It's for the museum. Someone found a bone. We want the bone. They don't want us to have the bone. I'm going to try to persuade them to give us the bone. It's a whole big bone thing.
Monica: (About Ross's gift) I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: (Panicked) Ahem... um... Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, no... the, um, the... "love" part?
Chandler: (Stuttering incoherently) F-hah... flennin...
Rachel: Oh... my God.
Chandler: (Rubbing his temples) Oh, no-no-no-no-no...
Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Joey: If I wanna get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
Ross: I'm going to China.
Joey: The country?
Ross: No, the big pile of dishes in my mom's breakroom.
Melanie: (Talking about Joey) There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes, the doctor said if they remove it, he'll die.
Phoebe: (About Rachel finding out that Ross loves her) This is really, really huge.
Chandler: No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
Chandler: Okay, is there a mute button on this woman?
Joey: Well, I'm helping out down at the NYU Med School with some... research.
Ross: What kind of research?
Joey: Oh, just, ya know... science.
Ross: Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
Joey: (Sighing) It's a fertility study.
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, Okay... including the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.