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Jared: Cheer up Pindy. We found your missing package. Mega Ab Belt, right behind the planter.
Pindar: Oh great. My cell mate can lay his head on my rock hard abs.

This is the universe righting itself. You were meant to become a judge Damien.

Rachel

Peter: If Rob Lowe wants a fight, he's got one.
Jared: We've got to get facials.

Only a master can trifle with a beast like Rob.

Infeld

I went over to Rob's hoping that you would launch a drone and then fly over his house and spy on me.

Charlie

Whoever you're replacing, try not to kill them.

Rachel

Damien: I was feeling...
Infeld: What? Full of crap.
Damien: I was going to say invincible.

The bottom line rarely helps the people on the bottom.

Damien

It's the mustache. Women are drawn to it. Men too.

Harley

Pindar: Do you think he wants to see my drone?
Peter: Is that a euphemism?

Damien: Wow you look stressed.
Jared: You don't. What's up?

No guitar. You're not a mariachi. It's weird to bring it on a date.

Jared
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Franklin & Bash Quotes

Don't try to peel this onion, you'll only find a plum.

Infeld

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin
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