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We had sex in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum. Since when do you play it safe?

Ellen

Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.

I didn't join this firm to defend potheads and perverts.

Ellen

Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.

Last time we dared we ended up making out.

Peter

The blackmail thing is kind of ruining the can-do spirit.

Jared

Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.

Don't look him in the eye he'll suck out your soul like a dementor.

Jared

That speech was one third St. Elmo's Fire and two thirds Hunger Games.

Jared

You spoke at career day at my sorority. I still have the beer cozy.

Student

I have a strict no zombie policy in my courtroom.

Judge

I guess the new goodbye is no goodbye.

Peter
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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin
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