They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?

Franklin

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Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person, like super heros?

Karp

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Karp: Stay with me.
Lily: I can't with my medical condition.
Karp: What condition?
Lily: Severe allergy to boredom.

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Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.

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Maybe if someone hadn't brought a lightsaber into a courtroom we wouldn't be grounded like ten year olds.

Bash

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• Added: July 21, 2011

Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.

Franklin

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• Added: July 21, 2011

Well, it's a shame that my niece hasn't had time to meet you until now. She's been safely ensconced in my home, away from you two.

Infeld

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• Added: July 21, 2011