From now on we'll only boil them alive, crack their shells and suck out their insides.

Peter

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• Added: September 04, 2014

Crack staff you have there on Deep Space 9.

Damien

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• Added: September 04, 2014

Damien: I'm a lawyer. I'm a very successful lawyer. Why can't you see me that way?
Infeld: I powdered your bottom.

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I'm ticked. I'm not peeved. I know the Mary Poppins accent makes you seem smart but I can't believe anyone's still buying it.

Damien

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Officer: What's that smell?
Jared: We've got a pet skunk.

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• Added: September 04, 2014