Fargo Season 3 Episode 5: "The House of Special Purpose" Quotes
You have made me the happiest woman ever. Now let's make a sex tape.Nikki
Varga: You have a fat wife.
Sy: Excuse me?
Varga: Which part of what I just said is giving you trouble?
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.Varga
Emmit: You've gotta fix this. Whatever it takes.
Sy: Shackles off?
Emmit: And throw away the key.
Nikki: We got video evidence of Emmit screwing a secretary. It's a fact.
Sy: It never happened!
Nikki: That doesn't make it any less of a fact.
Yuri: [says something in Russian]
Meemo: He said, "Pretty girls should only open their mouths when they see a dick."
My husband made his first million in mortuaries. "Everybody dies, Ruby," he told me. "You can't just leave them on the sofa." One night, he was eating a three-pound lobster and he had a stroke and with it a revelation. Self-storage. That was the future. The two businesses are surprisingly similar when you think about it — a place to put the things you'll never use again.Mrs. Goldfarb