Family Guy Season 8 Quotes
Leia/Lois: We're gonna be pulverized!
Han/Peter: Look, we got four or five of the main characters on board this ship, so I think we're okay.
Heh-heh. Look, the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!Han/Peter
Darth Vader/Stewie: Oh, come on, Luke, come join the Dark Side! It's really cool!
Luke/Chris: Well I don't know. Whose on it?
Darth Vader/Stewie: Well um... there's me, the Emperor. This guy Scott,. you'll meet him he's awesome...
Rebel 1: I think we're doomed!
Jim: Nah. Unless they got any big, giant robot camels, I think we're OK.
Stormtrooper: Have these guns ever hit anything?
Stormtrooper #2 :I hit a bird once.
Leia/Lois: May I have everyone's attention please? We're evacuating into outer space with literally infinite directions in which to flee. However, we have decided that our transports will travel directly towards the fleet of stormtroopers. Any questions?
Rebel: Yeah, um, is there someone from the military we can talk to, a man perhaps?
Han/Peter: Well your manage-to-keep-me-around-a-little-longer ness, it looks like you've managed to keep me around a little longer.
Leia/Lois: I assure you, I had nothing to do with it.
Han/Peter: Yeah right. I think you just can't stand to let a fat guy like me out of your sights.
Leia/Lois: [agitated] Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin' nerf herder!
Han/Peter: You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!
Take me back to Virginia, so I can put some Bacitracin on this and pork my wife.Cleveland
Peter: Hispanic female doctor or gay masseuse?
Quagmire: Hispanic from Spain?
Quagmire: So it's basically, "would your rather get a massage from a gay man or die?"
Everyone, don't get too used to being around black people, cause we are going to Washington D.C.Peter
Cleveland: Hey fellas.
Peter: Holy crap! Who knew we'd run into you, except everyone cause FOX ruined it in the promos.
REO Speedwagon saved us several steps as they too had backtracked to hoke some extent. But when their trail had led to a bartender in Virgina, they had given up, much on the way the world has given up on them. In fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "Time For Me To Fly."Peter