Peter: Guys, am I the only one who thinks its weird talking about Bonnie cheating on Joe in front of their baby?
Suzie: (Thinking in Patrick Stewart's voice) I think we can all benefit from a little strange every now and then. I know I will.

Kevin: Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends!
Bonnie: All yours are dead!

He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.


Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.


Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.


Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.

That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get dick.

Tom Tucker

Stay away from my brother's butt.


Hey kid, come here. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.


Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!


Neville: Wanker!
Prince Charles: Yes, I know!

After the interval, find out which 12 football teams tied tonight.

Clive Crowley

Family Guy Season 10 Quotes

"Yes, the penis one."


I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. But what I do have is a particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you.