Stewie: I can't believe you still want to invest in this. They use dog meat. How can you condone the eating of other dogs?
Brian: Oh, c'mon, Stewie, it's their way. Who are we to judge other cultures?

Cleveland: Peter, that's Bruno Mars.
Peter: Bruno Mars? Who's she?
Cleveland: She's a man. And he's not even black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up tomorrow person.

Stewie: You're really taking to this. I wish I would have brought you in on this earlier. Together we're going to make a fortune.
Brian: Hold on, Stewie. I'm not some run-of-the-mill Wall Street scumbag in it just for the profits. Every dollar I make, one goes to me and one goes to charity.
Stewie: I'm going to rent a Ferrari and cruise the pier. You want in?
Brian: Well, cancer's not going anywhere.

The stock market is a sucker's bet like chasing your tail.

Brian

Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.

Brian

For instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever so I'm investing in handguns and black-out window shades. They don't want to be part of society, Brian. They've made that very clear.

Stewie

Family Guy Season 16 Episode 15 Quotes

Cleveland: Peter, that's Bruno Mars.
Peter: Bruno Mars? Who's she?
Cleveland: She's a man. And he's not even black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up tomorrow person.

Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.

Brian