Family Guy Season 14 Episode 12: "Scammed Yankees" Quotes
Now all I need is a group photo of me kneeling in front of the village so I can brag about what a good person I am.Peter
It's true. Even at the speed of light, mean-spirited thoughts from the stars can take thousands or even millions of years to reach the earth. Hamburger.Neil deGrasse Tyson
Are you about done? I'm supposed to go lion hunting with a scumbag dentist.Carter
Carter; Tear it all down. Now. Or I'm cancelling Kwanzaa.
Warlord: What is Kwanzaa?
Carter: Ha! I knew it wasn't real.
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
I got to email that to Babs. She hates people.Carter
Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.Stewie
Spending the day with him is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.Peter