Remember, Peter, never walk anywhere when you can ride something weird instead.

Hammer

Peter: What happened? All of a sudden I feel I know better than everyone else.
Hammer: That's because anytime anyone walks through a cloud of vape smoke, a millennial is born.

First, I'd like to not thank you for hiring me, because I just expect good things to happen to me without working for them.

Hammer

Peter, that's the problem with kids today. They have no attention span.

Quagmire

Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18 Quotes

Peter: What happened? All of a sudden I feel I know better than everyone else.
Hammer: That's because anytime anyone walks through a cloud of vape smoke, a millennial is born.

Peter, that's the problem with kids today. They have no attention span.

Quagmire