Peter: "And tell the African-American elevator employee that he can stop wearing gloves."
Carter: "Why don't you just tell him that he can sleep with my wife too!"

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"Don't care. No time for FB, it's all about SO."

Sex Offender

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"Yes, the penis one."

Peter

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Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."

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"Sorry dude. Super Death. You're done."

Super Death

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"No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."

Stewie

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