Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1: "Emmy-Winning Episode" Quotes
This Emmy thing goes deep. The same people win year after year after year. It's like there's some kinda secret society that takes all the awards and is keeping us from getting one.Peter
Like all television viewers, our first priority before deciding to continue watching a show should be whether or not it features enough diversity.Female TV Viewer
Peter: You guys aren't supporting my choice?
Quagmire: What do you expect, Peter? A sex change operation? Why you doing this?
Peter: I'll tell you why I'm doing all of this. For me. M.E. M.E. I'm doing it for M.E.
The ethnic characters on these Emmy-winning shows aren't exactly rocket scientists are they?Peter
Griffins let's make this an Emmy-winning episode, so get all your pukes and farts out now.Peter
Peter: Family Guy has been around since 1999 and whenever it's time for the Emmy's they never give us one. I'm sick of it.
Lois: Well, I'm not making another episode with The Simpsons. What did that get us? I'll tell you what that got us. More ink for The Simpsons.