Evil
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Well, it's the American way. When in doubt, go with violence and sex.
Ben
Sister Andrea: I don't understand the problem, David.
David: All of my visions, every single one, I see the angels as white, and the devil as black.
Sister Andrea: And so?
David: But if I'm influenced by the religious art of Michelangelo and Fra Angelico, then they're not visions! They're just a function of my mind!!
Sister Andrea: David, you're creating a problem where there isn't one, These visions are real. They are!
David: Really? Angels are white.
Sister Andrea: Don't you try to turn this into a political issue.
David: Oh, please. Don't you talk that way to me too, Sister.
Sister Andrea: What way? This isn't a race issue; this is a religious one.
David: Then why did I have a vision tonight, and the angel I saw as white, is now black?
Sister Andrea: Now you're talking like a newspaper editorial, David.
David: You say that because you're white.
Sister Andrea: I say that because I believe in God's revelation, and so do you.
David: Sister, I followed these visions for the last five years because I thought they were real. Now, I'm not sure.
David: Why is the church afraid of a black angel?
Monsignor: I think it's time we moved on. You already have your next assessment. Candice Bergnaza, a 15-year-old girl, demonic possession and infestation. She's been eating glass, and her bedroom has been making demonic noises.
Ben: Well, that sounds much safer.
OK. No doom-scrolling before breakfast.
Kristen
Word of advice. Don't give answers, give comfort.
Phil
You're wondering if I saw the word lamb and then imagined an angel, carrying a lamb, who saved me?
Matthew
Ben: Do you want us to investigate if a dead Sicilian nun came to Brooklyn to save people?
Monsignor: Yes. Here's her picture. She was called the Sister of the Lambs; she tended to a local flock. She said Jesus told her to. The Vatican would be very happy if that's who the survivors saw.
David: Does the council think it's heretical when a nun sees an angel or a demon?
Father: No.
David: Then why are we here?
David: What happens when you stop all the demonic houses?
Victor: Peace on earth.
How do you know it's God who is helping you and not someone or something else? Or just your mind? Aren't we all trapped in our minds?
David
Lexis: Why can boys do whatever they want, but girls can't?
Kristen: I don't think that's true.
Lexis: It is. That guy just said whatever he wanted and did whatever he wanted.
Kristen: Well, I was kind of wrong to him before.
Lexis: I don't think you were
Ben: Hey. You're dressed tough.
Kristen: I am tough.
