Entourage Season 3 Episode 6: "Three's Company" Quotes
Tell Drama he's on my to-do-list, right after inserting needles in my cock
Ari
Drama: No woman should ever joke about [a threesome]
Turtle: No, they should not. But either way, I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight
Sloan and Tori want E to be the meat in their girl-girl sandwich
Drama
I know you're not a big porn guy, but the innovations since the DVD are pretty amazing. Remember back in the day, you'd be tugging it and they'd cut to a close-up of the guy's face and you'd want to kill yourself. Never again, multi-angles
Turtle
It's too late for sorries. Vince is out. Jake Gyllenhaal is in. Brokeback Motherfucking Aquaman. Take that, bitch
Ari
You have all one job today, to get Vincent Chase's brother Johnny Chase a job. Any job. I don't care if it is a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes. If there are cameras rolling, everybody wins.
Ari
Ari [about Alan Grey]: He'll take everything you have. He'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.
Vince: I don't care about any of that. Except maybe Turtle.
Turtle: Thanks Vince
Turtle: The girl was cold.
Drama: Ice Cold
Sloan: Eric, Tori wants me to tell you that she wants to have a threesome with me and you.
Tori: Sleep on that E
Ari: Eric, we do not want to get on Allen Grey's bad side.
Eric: Well what do what me to tell ya?
Ari: Put him on the phone you fuckin dick!
Eric: Ari, I'm not a guy you what on your bad side.
Ari: Really? What are you going to do?
Eric: This.
[Eric hangs up phone]